Why?

Ok, I guess before I go off on whatever crazy rambling I decide to post up here I should throw a few things out there about myself but first let me answer the big question I know is on your mind.

A Ruben and bag of cheddar Sunchips with a cold bottle of Aquafina.

Well, that's what I'd like to have for lunch tomorrow anyway. Not the question on your mind? My bad, but you'll notice the title of my blog is not "Mindreader answers life's questions", so i hope you were not expecting too much here.

No, the title of my blog is "inflated sense of self", and that comes from me taking an outside looking in view of myself. I am the center of the universe, i am the warm glowing middle of all the is real and anything and everyone just doesn't really exists when not in my presence or on my mind. That's not really true, but it is how I catch myself acting sometimes. The fact the I titled the blog in all lower case letters shows that at least I am intelligent and humorous enough to realize how small I am when I stop being Jeffrey and I stop and look at me and my actions from the outside.

You'll also notice in my writing I have a very selective use of capitalization and proper names. The biggest example will be when I turn all mopey and weepy and reminisce about my failed marriage. I let go of the hurt and anger a long time ago and can break out some really funny (and sometimes vulgar) humor about it, but I still talk about it and its still relevant to me. It was a major part of my life and no amount of time will change it...anyway back to the capitalization issue I have. I will often refer to my Ex-wife as Her and She, I simply do not use Her name. If I ever type the name Stephanie I will not be referring to Her. Likewise if I type "her" or "she" I am not referring to Her. I always believe that capital letters are to show importance and not using Her name but still giving Her a capitalization still shows She was important but still lets me dig at Her, in my mind anyway.

I also will Capitalize people's monikers if they are important to me. For example...Mom, Pops, Grandparents, Brother, Sister and Friends.

Ok now that's out of the way a little about me...

I am Jeffrey, I am 37 and I work in a Job that is awesome because I can do it and do it very well without using up any of my most treasured personal resources.

Time, Patience, Intelligence and Effort.

My Job pays me fairly well, I am not rich but I can pay my bills and have extra to screw around with, and allows me to daydream and generally live inside my head all day long while earning said pay.

I am currently single but I am not opposed to the idea of Someone else being in my Life, I just do not know how to meet Them. I don't like clubs, bars or churches and for some reason most any place you would go to meet people who want to meet people.

I don't have any tattoos or piercings but I love women that do, as long as they are not dumb. Ignorance and Stupidity are my ultimate turn-offs. Not just in women, but in people in general.

Past that if you know me you already knew that and more, if you didn't you'll probably learn more than you'll care to if you keep reading whatever randomness leaks out of my head onto this blog...