Monday, May 28, 2012

Memorial Day 2012

Three things you should know about me to help this story make more sense: I have intense leg cramps in my sleep, I am a sleepwalker and my grandparents are often still in my thoughts.

Last night I had the same dream I always have about being shot. It is an intense and frightening dream that recurs often, about the first time in my life I had ever had a gun pointed at me. The dream almost never deviates from its normal run. I am working delivery gas behind a store in Macon, when a car pulls up and a man gets out and points a gun at me. As we argue, he lowers the gun and I turn to run away from him and I hear gunshots and then feel massive pain in my leg.

At this point in this particular dream I normal awaken with a throbbing and painful cramp in my left leg, last night I didn’t wake.

Last night the dream continued.

I was desperately trying to run away from the mad man who I could hear yelling at me, shouting that he would kill me. As I ran the pain in my leg was so great that I fell over and lay in the middle of the street waiting for the man to catch me and finish the job.

I felt someone grab my leg and gently but firmly start rubbing it and slowly the pain started to ease. As I raised my head to look around I found I was no longer in the streets of Macon but rather I was on the floor of my Grandparent’s home.

A familiar, soft and gentle voice told me to “calm down man, I have you. Everything is alright.”, I looked over my shoulder and saw my Pawpaw (Grandfather) kneeling over me and rubbing the pain out of my leg.

As he smiled at me I started to feel the dream slipping away from me and try as I might to hold on to it, I awoke.

I was lying on the floor of my bedroom facing the portrait I keep there of my grandfather from his days in the Army.

It seems our heroes and angels never stop looking out for us.

Happy Memorial Day Pawpaw, thank you.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Best idea for social media ever, free idea for programers...

So, here is my idea for the greatest application ever for social media sites like Facebook. I will freely give this idea now in hopes that some computer genius somewhere can create it, and though I would hope to get free use of it I would even be willing to pay for it as long as it works.

I want an app that will block all political and religious propaganda posts. You know, as a matter fact design it so that I can create a list of keywords and phrases that will automatically filter any kind of posts I just don’t want crammed into my brain. Besides posts about politics I don’t want to see posts about things I refuse to accept as real…like women pooping and farting, (yuck). I don’t want to block my friends and I don’t want to remove them from my list. I just don’t want to weed through some stuff anymore.

Notice I want something to block me from seeing just those certain types posts. I am not saying I want my friends to stop posting them. Hell, I will guaran-damn-tee I post shit nobody wants to read or cares about, but it is everyone’s right to say what they want. Just like it is everyone’s right not to listen to anything they don’t want to hear. I have my ideals, my beliefs and my faith and odds are that in spite of all of them I became friends with all of you to some extent.

In fairness I will point out my own hypocrisy in that I would also filter out posts that bitch about what other people post.