Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I am sick tonight, but I used to be retarded.

Those of you in the know, are aware that I stopped taking meds over three years ago. Nothing for pain, sugar, high BP or that niggling little thing in my head that causes headaches sometimes. For the most part I feel infinitely better because the meds I was on always seemed to make me sick. Well tonight, even though the kidney or UTI is clearing up on its own, my hip is a brutal bitch of razor blades soaked in alcohol and I have caught a hellish cold. I am about to douse my soul with original Green Death NyQuil and hope I wake up...refreshed and rested.

For those of you who were with me about 18 years ago when I tried to "Rip Van Winkle" through the first girl I ever fell for getting married to her high school sweetheart by drinking two huge bottles of NyQuill and going to sleep in December with the window open and the window fan on high...don't worry this isn't like that. I am sick and fucking whiny and wanted to tell the world.

By the way, Stacie and Alex, if you guys read this, I am really sorry for being that fucking dumb 19 year old retard and putting you guys through that. Thanks for sticking around. I think I invented EMO that night...I am really sorry to the world for that too.

If you haven't heard from me by Christmas, someone call Joe and Sarah and tell them to check on me, that smell might be the comatose fat man in the Alabama Room.

1 comment:

  1. As far as I'm concerned Sweets, we're even!! I think I might still owe you actually. I just hope that do feel better and I'm glad that i found your blog. I always thought you wrote really well.

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